The Wonder of Junk Mail n Coffee
March 28th 2008 21:07
Hmmm, I brought my ancient laptop with me today, thinking that while gratefully sipping my morning slap the sap outta me triple shot latte, with no foam; I'd go through my email. The affair proved boring, and then I stumbled into my junk mail box eureka! My imagination ran amok and my evil doppelganger manifested its weaselly self. I went through the list, selecting to an offer and linking it to others that followed. It was easier than feeding it to the dog or lining the bird cage with the stuff; safer too.
Do not attempt this without some spicy hot chocolate, the recipe follows at some point below.
Marsha is offering: Low prices on Enlargement, while
Colin is offering: Visa Line of Credit, so that I can afford
Glenda’s offer: to greatly improve your stamina, or to take advantage of this info
Carlton’s offer: How to enlarge penis size, but perhaps buy
Isabella’s offer: Officine Paneria replica watches, or
Alyssa’s offer: sale on genuine fake Rolexes, or
Replica Watch dealer’s offer: Jacob & Co Watche, and then to take advantage of
Cody’s offer: debt consolidation lending, with
Enrico’s offer: 81% discount-code #fxmj, would allow me to follow
Hubert’s offer: accept the correct decision, and
Carolina’ suggestion: stop being a loser, because
Janette says: Business Loan - $10 K-$100 K, suggesting I can afford to accept
Ty’s offer: purchase medications with Canadian Pharmacy and enjoy low prices, while
Enoch’s offer: rich and famous-exposed, insider information
Cartier’s offers: 100% satisfaction is guaranteed, with
Freddy’s offer: Cialis-cheapest prices, and will guarantee
Aileens’ claim: get a real full measurement. Oh I’m getting a headache.
Brenton offers: Relax-take a deep breath, we have the answers you seek,
Colon offers: Flush up to 20 excess pound out of your body, while
Casting offers: Movie extras, actors, models needed now, bring your own couch, finally
Cancun offer: Experience 4 nights in beautiful Cancun –free! The days are costly, but night are blissfully free.
Now wasn't that odd? Fun with junk mail-who knew?
Spiced Hot Chocolate
From the March 2004 issue of Bon Appetit magazine
Ingredients
6 cups whole milk
¾ cup brown sugar
15 whole cardamom pods
12 whole cloves
2 cinnamon sticks
2 star anise pods
¾ teaspoon coriander seeds
¾ teaspoon grated or ground nutmeg
¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
¾ teaspoon vanilla
Method
Pour milk into a heavy-bottomed saucepan and add sugar, all spices and red pepper flakes. Cook on low heat to a simmer and stir until sugar dissolves. Remove from heat, cover and let mixture steep for approximately 20 minutes.
Add cocoa powder and vanilla and bring back to a simmer, whisking until blended. Strain through a sieve, leaving behind spices, and pour into mugs.
Savor the day.
It doesn't get any better.
Raven
Do not attempt this without some spicy hot chocolate, the recipe follows at some point below.
Marsha is offering: Low prices on Enlargement, while
Colin is offering: Visa Line of Credit, so that I can afford
Glenda’s offer: to greatly improve your stamina, or to take advantage of this info
Carlton’s offer: How to enlarge penis size, but perhaps buy
Isabella’s offer: Officine Paneria replica watches, or
Alyssa’s offer: sale on genuine fake Rolexes, or
Replica Watch dealer’s offer: Jacob & Co Watche, and then to take advantage of
Cody’s offer: debt consolidation lending, with
Enrico’s offer: 81% discount-code #fxmj, would allow me to follow
Hubert’s offer: accept the correct decision, and
Carolina’ suggestion: stop being a loser, because
Janette says: Business Loan - $10 K-$100 K, suggesting I can afford to accept
Enoch’s offer: rich and famous-exposed, insider information
Cartier’s offers: 100% satisfaction is guaranteed, with
Freddy’s offer: Cialis-cheapest prices, and will guarantee
Aileens’ claim: get a real full measurement. Oh I’m getting a headache.
Brenton offers: Relax-take a deep breath, we have the answers you seek,
Colon offers: Flush up to 20 excess pound out of your body, while
Casting offers: Movie extras, actors, models needed now, bring your own couch, finally
Cancun offer: Experience 4 nights in beautiful Cancun –free! The days are costly, but night are blissfully free.
Now wasn't that odd? Fun with junk mail-who knew?
Spiced Hot Chocolate
From the March 2004 issue of Bon Appetit magazine
Ingredients
6 cups whole milk
¾ cup brown sugar
15 whole cardamom pods
12 whole cloves
2 cinnamon sticks
2 star anise pods
¾ teaspoon coriander seeds
¾ teaspoon grated or ground nutmeg
¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
½ cup unsweetened cocoa powder
¾ teaspoon vanilla
Method
Pour milk into a heavy-bottomed saucepan and add sugar, all spices and red pepper flakes. Cook on low heat to a simmer and stir until sugar dissolves. Remove from heat, cover and let mixture steep for approximately 20 minutes.
Add cocoa powder and vanilla and bring back to a simmer, whisking until blended. Strain through a sieve, leaving behind spices, and pour into mugs.
Savor the day.
It doesn't get any better.
Raven
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Comment by katyzzz
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I'll have the usual iced chocolate please, no, I'll stay away from the hard stuff, and out of quips STILL I c. However, the substitute is doing well, did u write it yourself, did u?
U really need to get your ordering in order, how else do you expect your business to grow, advertising it here won't help much, average viewer has no dough and those that do, meanly hang on to it.
The enigmas of life, have u noticed?
I don't know about u, but my day is definitely going to get better, as soon as I go out the door.
Oh, next time could u do a Bombe Alaska do you think. ( no snide reference to suicide workers)
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If not, then I'll put some music on, then walk Fergal and try again later. Sometimes a break and air helps
Thanks for your kind offer!
Tracy
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Do order it in please, I'll be there to eat it pronto.
Wasn't I respectful of other cultural beliefs, praise sire, praise, that's what I want, and you're obviously a great stress reliever for gals like Tracy.
Ever heard of having the weekend off?
C u buddy pal.
I'm going out to beg, pays better than Google.
March has been an even leaner meaner month.
Shame, shame, shame.
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That recipe looks great! I am going to make some for Tisha and I and photograph the end result, prior to its consumption of course.
Sometimes a little understanding and encouragement goes a long way. It's an inner teacher thing.
Perhaps Orblers ought to collaborate and write a steamy but humorous online novel and charge / solicit / beg for contributions for each chapter published online. What'd you think?
Have a great weekend katyzzz.
Raven
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(I don't think they have much chance selling me mobile phone cover when i dont have a cell or car insurance when i dont have a car or pills to make me please my woman when i have a man, but.... you gotta give them credit for still trying!)
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The lawyers usually contact you and ask you to contact them or the bank in barbados or something.
I didn't know I had at least 5 extremely far relatives who were this rich.
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Strange, perhaps I'm a little naive, do you think I could have a jaffa milkshake please and that bomb thing looks terrific.
It's not as assassin thing, is it? meringuely disguised.
Do put me down for the begging, I'm surely in need of a new laptop, boo hoo hoo and I can't afford it, floods of tears.
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The Bombe is safe, we had it sniffed over by a an airport security dog, and he didn't really seem to be much of a drooler. Definitely not a foolishly disguised assassin; they'd wind up expiring from puncture wounds with such a tasty looking meringue hairpiece.
Oh my Krystal, stop your tears; happy news just arrived, I've been selected to receive a new Kinardly* laptop and you can have it when it arrives.
Raven
*Kinardly-kinardly operate or stay in one piece.