tlcorbin
Hazel CastilloHang Nails and No Coffee
August 3rd 2008 19:08
As long as I can get a mug of hot tea or coffee to wake up with, I’m good, add the cat and Tisha and things really brighten up. I like to cruise the web for strange news when I first wake up. What about you?
Let’s see, ah, a singing and grunting fish, hmmm looks like dinner and entertainment. A dog is playing mom to three abandoned white tiger cubs, that’s a Kodak moment for sure. Clowns march to Basilica, to early for clowns. A koala bear struck by a car and stuck in a grill for a 7 mile ride, raw footage of the 2008 World Yo-Yo Contest, or Brett Favre reinstatement story: I’m going for the koala bear story. Wow, they had to give him pain killers to get him moving again, sounds like me in the morning, pre-coffee state of course.
Quip n Credit
The other day I went to Starbucks for coffee and I was only in there for about 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break’?
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I upped the ante and called him a ‘Nazi.’ He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a ‘doughnut-eating Gestapo jerk.’ He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t care. I rode to Starbucks on my bicycle. The car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said ‘Obama in ‘08.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired.
My doctors tell me it is important to laugh!
What has the title got to do with this story?
Simply this: Never write a title before you've had your wake up beverage.
Life is good.
Raven
References:
• Jet Pack
• Dog adopts 3 Tiger cubs
• Koala Bear
• Chinese Cheerleaders
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Uni is going well thanks, especially as I'm still on holidays at the moment. As much as I like it, it's nice not to live under that umbrella of study for a bit.
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Notice anything.
Oh, dear, you men are all the same, wake up sleepy head and tune into the new Crystal.
Do you like sparklers?
Oh, dear, you still don't get it, just as well there's some females around.
At least now my feet have hit the ground, due to your disinterest. How long is it since you've been young? Yes, I rather thought so.
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That's to subtle for fellas to pick up on without a bill board sized hint in writing.
I was young just this morning, but I went crazy and did a touch toe and spoiled the moment.
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Hahahaha!