Broken Heart ~ Broken Press
July 17th 2008 03:52
Friends, my much vaunted French Coffee Press, pal and steadfast bastion of friendship and dependability, suffered a terminal fracture this AM at the hands of yours truly. And sadly, has since translated to that Coffee Quip in the sky.
Simple funeral services were held at home for this dear old friend as s/he was laid to rest at La Puerta De La Basura Gardens; tears flowed freely amongst the attendees, witnesses all to the final spilling of her life’s blood of amber liquid, tears and ambrosia mixed freely and were quickly lapped up by the denizens of debris long since past.
“Frenchy” to his/her intimates and friends was eulogized by Medford, who appreciated like no other, the offering of the heart from Frenchy, s/he’ll be missed sorely. S/he was survived by her adopted family, Raven, Mrs. Raven and Medford: she’ll be sorely missed by one and all. R.I.P. Frenchy Le Press, your ageless spirit will live on in our hearts.
I loved you buddy.
Bagels and chocolate anyone?
Raven
Simple funeral services were held at home for this dear old friend as s/he was laid to rest at La Puerta De La Basura Gardens; tears flowed freely amongst the attendees, witnesses all to the final spilling of her life’s blood of amber liquid, tears and ambrosia mixed freely and were quickly lapped up by the denizens of debris long since past.
“Frenchy” to his/her intimates and friends was eulogized by Medford, who appreciated like no other, the offering of the heart from Frenchy, s/he’ll be missed sorely. S/he was survived by her adopted family, Raven, Mrs. Raven and Medford: she’ll be sorely missed by one and all. R.I.P. Frenchy Le Press, your ageless spirit will live on in our hearts.
I loved you buddy.
Bagels and chocolate anyone?
Raven
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Comment by Damo
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When a coffee pot break and no one is around does it make a noise.
Hmmmmm?
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But yes, I'd love a bagel please.
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Did you want chocolate as well?
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