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Hazel CastilloWeekend Coffee Quip
February 3rd 2008 19:53
Can you believe this? A 92-year-old golfer hit a hole-in-one even though he is legally blind. Leo Fiyalko has been playing the sport for 60 years but now suffers from a degenerative condition leaving him with only peripheral vision in his right eye. The feat was his first ever hole-in-one. Howerver, as you can see, larger than average golf ball simulators were used to facilitate his visual problems. He still marvels that he was able to hit such small orbs. No eWoks were permanently harmed during the event.
Coffee Quips: or utterly useless things to ponder...
~If the police arrest a mime, does he still have the right to remain silent?
~If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
~Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Rio Dancers Samba until Dawn and I can't stay awake past 9PM.
Thankfully, the lechers were out in full force to keep a damper on the gala affair: tourist Edgardo Levita, dressed up as pirate, marveled at the scene as he swilled beer and tried to hit on scantily dressed young Brazilian women swarming into the stands.
Prior to his arrest for failing to tip local policia and other lewd conduct, he commented to no-one in particular, "This is great, the best in the world," said Levita, 23. "Alcohol, women, the floats: Everything is perfect."
More Quips? U R an addict if...
~you can live in a desert like a hermit, eating bugs for food, as long as you had enough coffee beans with you.
~you are convinced that the coffee bean is a health food.
~you go to the doctor because you're afraid there might be blood in your veins.
~you carry your coffee cup into the shower with you in the morning.
Raven
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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Tracy, It tickled me as well.
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Oh, wow, you know that's true Cibbuano, double ditto for me. Mardi Gras seems tame by comparison.
Me and a camera all the way. Raven